Marty Simpson

Marty Simpson blends Southern humor and real-life stories in this set, sharing his experience as a die-hard Gamecocks fan during March Madness and trying to start a Go Cocks chant on the New York subway. Martys clean comedy makes him one of the top Christian performers forministry outreach entertainment, bringing relatable laughs rooted in faith, family, and sports.

This is what it comes to, folks!

What would Jesus do? Jesus would definitely cut your son from this team. It's so true, the best really DO play here

When your dogs are smarter than an electric fence, it can make for some pretty good comedy, or at least thats how we feel about this clip from Marty Simpson's second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Marty talks about his 2 dogs and how they have outsmarted their invisible fence.

You better bring your ID!

According to Marty Simpson going to Walt Disney World with his 2 kids was like surviving Vietnam. In this hilarious clip from his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Marty Simpson talks about going to Disney World and Sea World with his 2 children and how it almost killed him. Whether you're someone who has survived a family vacation, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Marty Simpson is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.

Alright, I'm listening!

I used to have the IT factor... now I'm just the IT guy.

When you teach football and drama at a christian high school life can get pretty interesting, but when the parents get involved it's an entirely different conversation. Watch I Am Coach by Marty Simpson only at https://www.drybarcomedy.com/martys

Context is KEY.

Foreign accents are fun, especially when you get fired from teaching because your ears completely butchered a distressed mother's cry for help.

Working to not be called stupid

According to Marty Simpson going to Walt Disney World with his 2 kids was like surviving Vietnam.

Our walls are FAR too thin.

My love language is sarcasm

Marty is fresh off being on tour with Leanne Morgan and Jeff Allen, and over the last 3 years he added some impressive clients to his list of performances. Google, Dell Computers, Tintri, Wolverine Pipeline Company, Parade Magazine, and more! Marty's comedy has been featured on ESPN, B.E.T., Nickelodeon, Amazon Prime Video and his DryBar Comedy special can be seen here. He's performed on 3 different continents and 46 of the 50 United States! Marty was a finalist in the critically acclaimed television series Trial By Laughter and was named a festival favorite at Big Pine Comedy Festival. His comedy is shaped, not only by his 28+ years of marriage and two kids, but also his 10 years as a head high school football coach and drama teacher.